Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(via morganperreault)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via rulebysecrecy)

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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